The result of a very long valentines day..
We love each other, and pizza.
"did I pull out?"
y’all ain’t got the sense God gave you at all.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!
It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.
THAT IS FANTASTIC